I'm an asshole

I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on my table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin',
"How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole(he's a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
......
NAAAHHHHH!

I'm an asshole(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole(he's the world's biggest asshole)

//Gavin Froome//